“Insanity is doing the same thing, over and over again, but expecting different results.
My Madness and Sanity
I stole Homers beer! 😊 (It’s an Energy drink!!!! ) #TheSimpsons #Duff #Duffman #Simpsons #Homer #UniversalStudios #LA #Vacation #Fun
Sep 21st 2014, 1,849 notes & reblog
wordcubed:

stunningpicture:

I got high last night, and woke with this on my table

This is much more beautiful than whatever it was supposed to look like.
Sep 21st 2014, 400 notes & reblog

tothefridgeandbeyond:

everyone’s so sexual on tumblr but half of us are virgins

(via amazinq-qrace)

Sep 21st 2014, 196 notes & reblog

steadymobbing:

steadymobbing:

i asked my mom how she met my dad and she said at a college basketball game this guy got distracted and got hit by the ball and got a huge bloody nose and he came up to her after the game and said “i was distracted by you” with like blood all over his face and jersey

so i asked my dad and he said “my friend told me he’d give me 10 bucks if i asked a girl out with my broken nose and she said yes”

(via cynicallynostalgic)

coconut-coffee:

my wallet needs to be as thick as my thighs

(via g-ypsys0ul)


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